Tuesday, 17 July 2007

• Tails of Dog Food....

  This is secret agent 001.  Ted Bond is in the middle of a top secret, dangerous mission, but Bond has taken some time out of the mission to send an update on the happenings.  Ted Bond has been given the task of finding and destroying all of the enemy's resources, code named "Dog food."  This task has been very trying upon 001, as there are about 10 pounds of the stuff located in the code named "Kitchen."  Ted Bond has been eating nonstop for days, but never seems to be making any progress!!!  In fact, Bond has a fear that the enemy is filling the dish from a secret supply!

  Ted Bond is not willing to be defeated, Ted Bond will continue to eat until all of the "Dog food" is gone!  There have been many attempts to stop 001, the enemy's resistance has been very strong, but Bond will prevail!  There have even been some mislead agents who have been trying to stop Bond from eating all of the "Dog food."  Some have claimed that it is not good for Ted or that Ted's stomach is growing!  Absurd!!!!  Bond has been given a mission and Bond will complete that mission or die trying!!!!!  (Well, maybe not die...)

  Ted Bond does have one concern, there are rumors of Die-ts afoot! 

  001 signing off.

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